If it’s not bringing a game to it’s knees (and then forcibly minimizing it to tell me I need to restart), it’s tying up my internet connection by downloading crap EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY.
Why the hell do I need to download Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool when I have a bank of other antivirus/antimalware/antispyware etc on here?
Felt sleepy after work so left laptop on then went to sleep, expecting a message from someone, and so that I could see who had been talking to me that day.
No.
Windows Update had clearly decided to ‘help’ and ‘protect’ me by restarting the computer ‘for me’. Woke the computer up and it was locked. hmm. Logged in, nothing on the screen, apart from WINDOWS UPDATE INSTALLED NEW UPDATES, with that patronising green tick. Like when the dog is staring at you, sat next to a massive turd it has just laid in your living room.
If anyone even thinks of mentioning ‘mac’, I will find out where you live, and dig out your eyes with a toothpick.
